Red Family

Blowing Raspberries

Rich, delicious berry lacquer. Perfect for in-between days when red is too much and pink is too little.

Chancer

Wear this deep, “crushed glitter” red when you are feeling particularly out of his league. He doesn’t deserve you anyway.

Come to Bed Red

The sexiest red in history, by butter LONDON. A butter best seller for “Coco” wannabes.

Dahling

You don’t have to be daring all the time. Sometimes a deep, dusky pink is just the ticket and very posh indeed.

Jaffa

A juicy orange colour, seedless, but potent as Hell.

Knees Up

A smashing metallic red perfect for getting smashed in.

La Moss

Vampy and full of red wine, just like its inspiration.

MacBeth

Out, out damn neutrals. An orangey coral that will make you want to do terrible things and won’t wash off your hands.

Old Blighty

A good, solid brick colour that lies between red and brown. Sexy but sensible, just like you.

Pillar Box Red

A good red is like your favorite LBD. It makes you look and feel your best, even when you’re faking it.

Primrose Hill Picnic

A happy, punchy, tropical, fuschia pink. Will make you want to take off your shoes and run barefoot through the office.

Queen Vic

Stunning, elegant and classy. Red wine meets cranberry. Fit for a queen.

Saucy Jack

Dark, blood red. In the immortal words of Derek Smalls, “You’re a naughty one, Saucy Jack!”

Scoundrel

A medium tone purplish-mauve that can appear darker or lighter depending on what clothing you are wearing.

Snog

Bright, happy, hot pink.

Toff

A darker, dustier, brownish variation on a rose pink. Stop to smell them. The roses, not the toffs.

Trout Pout

An opaque shade of cantaloupe, pale and retro.